PRIMER: Dam-Funk’s Top 5 Essential Funk LPs

SUPPORT THIS: And This Week’s Really-Could-Have-Been-Headlining Opening Act Is … Lullabye Arkestra

LISTENING STATION: Canyons Share Their Prized Singles, Get Ready to Rock the DFA/People Don’t Dance No More Boat Party

DOWNLOAD THIS NOW: Today’s Must-Hear MP3s, Including a Killer Black Lips Cover and a Sunbaked Balearic Disco Remix

MICROWAVE ONLY: Boys Noize, Drop the Lime and Canyons Bring ‘Dark Disco’ Party to Central Park

COCAINE BLUES: Old Crow Medicine Show Sing About Dranking and Drugging, Inspire People To Toss Beer From Beacon Theatre Balcony

1MM: Backstage @ All Points West With My Bloody Valentine, Gogol Bordello, MSTRKRFT, La Roux, Ice-T and At Least One ‘Bad Boy Chef’

1MM: All Points West Day Two, Wherein We Don’t Know What’s Scarier — Tool Fans, My Bloody Valentine’s Amps Or Arctic Monkeys’ Smoke Machines

1MM: All Points West Day One, Wherein a Torrential Downpour Can’t Tear Us Away From Jay-Z, Yeah Yeah Yeahs Or, Err, Vampire Weekend

MICROWAVE ONLY: Arctic Monkeys Take Manhattan, Inspire P. Diddy to Bro-Down in the Mosh Pit

PEEP SHOW: Check Out a Stack of Live Jam Session Clips From Brooklyn Bowl’s Round Robin Bill With No Age, Deerhunter and Dan Deacon

I WAS THERE: Deerhunter, Dan Deacon and No Age Nail Round Robin Performance At Brooklyn Bowl

PEEP SHOW: Watch Our Shaky Camera Skills As We Capture Pig Destroyer and Repulsion While Getting Crushed and Clobbered

S/T Survived … The Front and Center Position At Pig Destroyer, Where We Dodged Elbows and Dropkicks For Three Hours